*keeps going around and around on the roundabout because time and place are both just concepts and god is dead*
Monday is a good travel day for you. Please don’t drink all the orange juice this time. Your dad will come home with a newly adopted son who doesn’t have a shadow but has the same haircut as you and is one shoe size smaller.
No offence but there’s one american here who talks several decibels louder than anyone in the world I’ve ran some tests I can hear her up to 75m normal inside voice
Just my onion but *holds an extraordinarily large onion like it’s the royal prince but then start swinging it over my head like a lassoo*